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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*





frankoceanfanclub:

me

frankoceanfanclub:

me





guy:

my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that



thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 



radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt



"I wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while"
— (via bl-ossomed)



uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark



parkingstrange:

me



crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?



k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight