littleswimmerthings:

my babies
today is unofficially hot olympian appreciation day on littleswimmerthings

littleswimmerthings:

my babies

today is unofficially hot olympian appreciation day on littleswimmerthings

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fangirlingforeverz:

vindictev:

talks-in-tongues-and-quiet-sighs:

Yesterday, Katrina wrote/received some glorious smut.

So glorious, that I had to read it in as flat, monotone of a voice I could.

This was the result. 

ROOOOOFL. AHAHAHAHA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS.

  Airbabies- 1x08 When Extremes Meet

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teacher:
you will be assorted into groups
me:
oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.

talesoftinsoldiers:

wat

ok

reblogging from myself because everyone needs this on their dash

HES KISSING HIM BACK THROUGH HIS HAND

^

Look at these life ruiners

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me:
closes wrong tab
me:
PTERODACTYL NOISE
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aprettyoddfeverwithvirtues:

i-am-thedoctor:

cowboybootsandcarkeys:

okay so my legitimate reaction to seeing this on my dash was to scream

OH MY GOD IT’S OUT OF THE BOX

thIS WAS MY SHOOOOOOOOW

BUT WE WILL NEVER MEET AGAIN!

OH MY GOD. NOO. MY FEELS. CHILDHOOD. EVERYTHING. tHE ABILITY TO CAN IS GONE.

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tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

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lsd-island:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

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