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talks-in-tongues-and-quiet-sighs:
Yesterday, Katrina wrote/received some glorious smut.
So glorious, that I had to read it in as flat, monotone of a voice I could.
This was the result.
ROOOOOFL. AHAHAHAHA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS.
wat
ok
reblogging from myself because everyone needs this on their dash
HES KISSING HIM BACK THROUGH HIS HAND
^
Look at these life ruiners
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via bottomofthemeniscus)
okay so my legitimate reaction to seeing this on my dash was to scream
OH MY GOD IT’S OUT OF THE BOX
thIS WAS MY SHOOOOOOOOW
BUT WE WILL NEVER MEET AGAIN!
OH MY GOD. NOO. MY FEELS. CHILDHOOD. EVERYTHING. tHE ABILITY TO CAN IS GONE.
(Source: 90sjamz, via an-irresistibly-sexy-person)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
(via amongthefree)
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
(Source: moonythemarauder, via an-irresistibly-sexy-person)



