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pros of werewolf boyfriend:

  • happy with any present as long as its chewable
  • very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
  • will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
  • growls at jerks, may eat them

cons of werewolf boyfriend:

  • absolutely nothing


this is literally the greatest video in the entire world


Richard Madden + Natalie Dormer 

why dontcha like frozen




Sit down sunglasses, and I’m going to take you through it point by point, because there’s nothing I love more than complaining about popular media!

  • It’s formulaic and predictable. You’ve got the obnoxious Disney sidekick who’s there for laughs. You’ve got the cool guy who is very obviously a villain. You’ve got the quest that is as far removed from the actual snow queen tale as, say, Hades is removed from Hades in Disney’s Hercules. But it’s a movie for kids! you say. It should be formulaic. Stop. No. Give the children more credit. Do not talk down to the children, or I will show up on your doorstep and let fifty pigeons into your house to crap on everything you love.
  • The music: it’s bad. Sorry to do this. It won Oscars and everything. But from the point of view of pure musicality, Let It Go is weird. It doesn’t follow any sort of progression that’s pleasing to the ear. I’ve discussed this with a number of people with degrees in music, and they have all been baffled by the song’s popularity. The issue, of course, is that many people cannot distinguish between a song sung loudly, and a good song.
  • What the fuck are Elsa’s powers? She can make dresses? She can affect the macroclimate of a nation? She can build infinite staircases and create LIFE? Did they workshop this at all? What were storyboard meetings like? You know what. She can just… she can just do literally anything. Except when we need her to be helpless.
  • It’s like DIsney decided to throw together an incomprehensible blend of butchered Nordic lore, stilted dialogue, and manufactured angst just so they could have an ambiguously snow-themed excuse to revive merchandising every Christmas season for the next decade.
  • But it’s about sisterly love and not needing a man, and that’s an important message for the little girls! Listen, friends, so is Lilo and Stitch, and that movie isn’t populated by interchangeable WASPs. Let’s not pretend the filmmakers are any kind of feminists, seeing as their animators’ excuse for making the girls a bug-eyed mass of homogenous aesthetic is that animating womens’ faces is “really, really hard.”
  • Those rock troll things?????????????



If you are mean to and dismissive of and impatient with old people who don’t speak English v well I probably hate you


You ever see someone so hot and you’re like “god bless the screw of the wheel of the truck that brought the cement to make the ground you’re standing on right now”


when girls hear about drama they be like








french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all






okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck


skeleton guy wears glasses